knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
Tell that to the citrus orange doofuses that make a salad with blood oranges
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“Today, Scholastic unveiled an all-new cover for Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone! And better yet, it’s just the first of seven (7!) new covers that will appear on U.S. trade paperback editions coming in September 2013. It’s all part of the upcoming 15th anniversary of the U.S. publication of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, the first book in J.K. Rowling’s best-selling Harry Potter series.” [x]
Artwork by: Kazu Kibuishi
Nice. JK Rowling figures if Vacancy isnt gonna sell she will re sell harry potter with new pictures. I wanna see the first dumbass to buy it besides me
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When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
Oh god
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I need help. Please reblog this if you support two girls in a romantic relationship. I will write your URL down in my scrapbook of my girlfriend and I and give it to her and show our parents how many people really do support us. If you do reblog or like, I will send you a personal thanks and let you know.
Hells yes. I support my family all the time. Family is coded for gay community…..in case you didnt know… lol
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Not being able to go to bed because you’re having too many engaging conversations with Tumblr friends
What twitter friends….? I have one. Lawl
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Mid-instar Chalcosiine Day-Flying Moth Caterpillars (Cyclosia midamia, Zygaenidae)
The survival rate for many Lepidopteran larvae is staggering low so a common strategy is to mass-produce progeny and for them to congregate together, particularly during the earlier instar stages, to magnify any innate defences they may have, to make themselves look bigger and more imposing to a potential predator and to simply beat the odds.![]()
This is the third in a series of ten posts entitled SAFETY IN NUMBERS. Click HERE to view the others….
Pu’er, Yunnan, China
See more Chinese caterpillars on my Flickr site HERE…..
They look like little daleks
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